Experience

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  Homeless & Unemployed (i.e., Optimally Leveraged)

  • The Universe

  • Chief Enthusiast

    • Mar 2013 - Present
    • The Universe

    Maude ("Harold and Maude" -- 1973):"With your skill and my experience, I think we can come up with something.""A lot of people enjoy being dead. But they are not dead, really. They're just backing away from life. Reach out. Take a chance. Get hurt even. But play as well as you can. Go team, go! Give me an 'L'. Give me an 'I'. Give me a 'V'. Give me an 'E'. L-I-V-E. LIVE! Otherwise, you got nothing to talk about in the locker room."

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  Self (not to be confused with Selfish)

  • The Universe

  • Agent of Chaos

    • Mar 2013 - Present
    • The Universe

    The Joker ("Batman: The Dark Knight" -- 2008):"Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it. You know, I just... *do* things...""Schemers try to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how *pathetic* their attempts to control things really are.""Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I'm an agent of chaos. Oh, and you know the thing about chaos? It's fair!"(Still holding the gun, Two-Face pauses and takes out his half-scarred coin.)Two-Face: (shows the clean side) You live.The Good Joker: Mm-hmm.Two-Face: (shows the scarred side) You die.The Good Joker: Mmmm, now we're talking.

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  Vagabond

  • Global

    • Apr 1911 - Mar 2013