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Senior Idiot and half of the Hinge and Bracket of the Decorating world
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Sep 1936 - Present
high class decorating, electrical work, joinery, general small domestic tasks,( none of that 50 shades of grey stuff though !)I also have a team of young wenches who I can bring in to clean and tidy your houseplus I am good at all round sorting out of problemssmall plumbing works, tiling, putting bodgers work rightif i can work out how to do it I will organise a website mainly of Mike and I drinking tea
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Keeper of the Queens Heads
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Jan 1999 - Dec 2006
Polishing the Queens Heads
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malingerer and all round cretin
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Sep 1900 - Nov 1999
Being bossed around by Gordon the gopher a Legend in his own mind, and all round arsehole
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Education
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1968 - 1974Wandsworth Skool for thick kids and hard of learning
avoiding hard work,comedians foil, conjentital idiot, skivving, daydreaming, looking at magazines -
1902 - 1965st annes junior Skool for budding criminals and Ner Do Wells
well a degree of learning woz akciefed i cum out beein abel to spell propper, drinking milk, tearing pages out fo books putting a mouse in teachers draw the usual stuff -
1997 -The University of Manchester
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