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    • Senior Idiot and half of the Hinge and Bracket of the Decorating world
      • Sep 1936 - Present

      high class decorating, electrical work, joinery, general small domestic tasks,( none of that 50 shades of grey stuff though !)I also have a team of young wenches who I can bring in to clean and tidy your houseplus I am good at all round sorting out of problemssmall plumbing works, tiling, putting bodgers work rightif i can work out how to do it I will organise a website mainly of Mike and I drinking tea

    • Keeper of the Queens Heads
      • Jan 1999 - Dec 2006

      Polishing the Queens Heads

    • malingerer and all round cretin
      • Sep 1900 - Nov 1999

      Being bossed around by Gordon the gopher a Legend in his own mind, and all round arsehole

Education

  • 1968 - 1974
    Wandsworth Skool for thick kids and hard of learning
    avoiding hard work,comedians foil, conjentital idiot, skivving, daydreaming, looking at magazines
  • 1902 - 1965
    st annes junior Skool for budding criminals and Ner Do Wells
    well a degree of learning woz akciefed i cum out beein abel to spell propper, drinking milk, tearing pages out fo books putting a mouse in teachers draw the usual stuff
  • 1997 -
    The University of Manchester
    none

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