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Rick Donia

Head bastard at Complete painintheass incorporated
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Unique professional with diverse experience in customer service, livestock management, and creative writing.
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Location
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, United States, US
Languages
  • latin, of a non pig variety -
Skills
  • Solipsism Confusionist
  • Chronic Auto Harmonious Adjuster
  • Kids Party Clown
  • Customer Service
  • Horses
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Rick Donia is a seasoned professional with extensive experience in various fields, including customer service, livestock management, and creative writing. He has held positions as a Head Bastard, Assistant Manager, and Featured Dancer, and has honed his skills in solipsism, equine reproduction, and bullshitting. Rick has also developed expertise in ranch management, cattle handling, and colt starting, making him a unique and versatile individual.

Experience

  • Complete painintheass incorporated
    • Head bastard
      • 1901 - Present

      general disgruntalment

  • Pitchfork in the ass & associates
    • Hell -assistant manager
      • Jun 1966 - Jun 2011

      Organizing and scheduling of punishment to be meted out. Work scheduling, although quite easy- was non stop. Deciding level and degree of severity of punishment on a highly complicated and difficult to use sliding scale. Making up a ' highly complicated and difficult to use sliding scale' to pad my resume. Ignoring said scale and just beating the shit outta people. Belief in and following our company motto-' At Hell we put the customer first! '. This was the newer motto, it was changed after mother Teresa got there. Although I still believe in the original motto-' Impalement is the least of your worries, fucker! ' , she felt it too troublesome to the customer.

  • Mel's exotic erotic emporium and oil change
    • Featured dancer
      • Jan 1945 - Apr 1965

      ...uuumm pretty self explanatory isn't it. Although this is where I learned to be a kid's party clown.

Education

  • 1937 - 1944
    Aristotle U
    B.s. In loftiness and aloofness, A minor in annoyance
  • 1923 - 1932
    HomeR's homeschooling
    Masters, Creative writing..I.E. Bullshitting

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