Okay, let’s tackle this. So Mike Bigfoot has 77 years of experience, which is extremely rare. Typically, experienced professionals in the US can earn around $25-$50 per hour for customer service and teaching roles. However, considering his extensive experience, I would estimate his hourly rate to be on the lower end of this range. Maybe around $50 per hour, considering his skills in graphic design and photography might not be directly applicable to the job market. But, since he’s a loafer, I’ll be generous and assume he can handle some administrative tasks. Still, this is a very rough estimate and should be taken with a grain of salt.