Bio
Credentials
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Trouble Maker
Life Time Achievement AwardJan, 1942- May, 2026 -
Certified Prevaricator
The National Liars Institution of Pathelogical Fibbers
Experience
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Taffy's Coffee and Bar, Eaton, Ohio
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Eaton, Ohio
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Comic/Stairist/Tomato Catcher
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Aug 2014 - Present
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Eaton, Ohio
Currently, I perform as a stand up, sit down, roll over "blowveators" on Thursday's Open Mic Night at Taffy's Coffee Shop & Gay Biker Bar. To date, happily, I can report that I have been able to duck most of the gun shots.
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EAT THE PRESS - Don't Read It!
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Mildew, Ohio (Just A Sharp Right Turn from Comm...
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Publisher
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Jan 2011 - Present
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Mildew, Ohio (Just A Sharp Right Turn from Comm...
As a Publisher, CEO and Chief Blowveators, my principal duties are to "lie" to attorneys that seek to sue the half-wits that I do not hire as paid Urinalists. They just walk in off the street seeking a warm place between the rain drop and before you know it, they are lead reporters.We ...
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Eat The Press - Do Not Read It
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Midlew, Ohio
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CEO & FLOUNDER
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Jan 2010 - Present
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Midlew, Ohio
We are the "original FAKE NEWS", not the "real" news our FAKE president whines about. We are so "fake", we just make "Shit Up"!Located in Mildew, Ohio, where there are "No Jobs - Not Even, BLOW JOBS"!
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President, CEO and Flounder
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Jan 2005 - Present
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Mildew, Oh
I write political humor for morons and idiots beg them to send me their hard earned money so that I continue my work of begging more money.
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Boss
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Feb 1999 - Present
I perform under this entity to shield myself from the numerous lawsuits that plague me for making deliberately false and misleading accusations about others. It is congenital. I can't help myself!
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President and Head Sleaze
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Jan 1976 - Present
Starring at wall, running my tongue over my teeth, and posting absurd comments on my site, EatThePress-Don'[email protected], where I am daily asked to leave.
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JohnRobertsAndAssociates
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Hamilton, Ohio
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President
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Jun 1984 - Present
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Hamilton, Ohio
Produced special events, promotions, such as, "Music on the River", "Art Hop", "Lunch With Us" and a variety of group retail sales for downtown and neighborhood business districts.Served as Executive Directors for a number of Downtown and Main Street Re-development o...
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Greenwich Baths of NYC
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Greenwich Village, New York City, NY
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Hand Towel In Mens Room
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Jan 1963 - Present
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Greenwich Village, New York City, NY
Stand very still as people wipe their wet hands off on you after they completed toiletry, and, hopefully AFTER WASHING their hands.The work was easy, tips great, but, to some, it seemed degrading. But, who's grading?
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Owner
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Aug 1974 - Sep 1985
I produce special events for malls, shopping centers, downtown association, large retailers, country clubs, union and the Convention Center.
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Psychiatric Aide
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Apr 1963 - Aug 1963
As little as possible.
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Education
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1960 - 1963Central State University, Wilberforce, Ohio
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1969 - 1971Wright State University
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1967 - 1968University of Houston
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1963 - 1964New Jersey State Hospital For the Criminally Insane!
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1960 - 1963Central State University
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