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Little Johnnie Jumpup is a seasoned professional with extensive experience in various fields. He is currently based in Hamilton, Ohio, and has a strong background in Public Relations, Research, and Social Media. With a Bachelor's degree in English Literature and Drama from Central State University, he has honed his skills in Creative Writing, Editing, and Strategic Communications. Throughout his career, Johnnie has worked with various organizations, including Creative Comedy Productions, where he served as President and Head Sleaze. He has also produced special events for malls, shopping centers, and downtown associations. His experience in Event Planning and Media Relations has equipped him with the skills to effectively manage and promote events. Johnnie's language proficiency includes Spanish, and he has a strong understanding of English. With over 48 years of experience in the industry, he has developed a unique perspective and approach to his work.

Credentials

  • Trouble Maker
    Life Time Achievement Award
    Jan, 1942
    - May, 2026
  • Certified Prevaricator
    The National Liars Institution of Pathelogical Fibbers

Experience

    • Comic/Stairist/Tomato Catcher
      • Aug 2014 - Present
      • Eaton, Ohio

      Currently, I perform as a stand up, sit down, roll over "blowveators" on Thursday's Open Mic Night at Taffy's Coffee Shop & Gay Biker Bar. To date, happily, I can report that I have been able to duck most of the gun shots.

  • EAT THE PRESS - Don't Read It!
    • Mildew, Ohio (Just A Sharp Right Turn from Comm...
    • Publisher
      • Jan 2011 - Present
      • Mildew, Ohio (Just A Sharp Right Turn from Comm...

      As a Publisher, CEO and Chief Blowveators, my principal duties are to "lie" to attorneys that seek to sue the half-wits that I do not hire as paid Urinalists. They just walk in off the street seeking a warm place between the rain drop and before you know it, they are lead reporters.We ...

    • CEO & FLOUNDER
      • Jan 2010 - Present
      • Midlew, Ohio

      We are the "original FAKE NEWS", not the "real" news our FAKE president whines about. We are so "fake", we just make "Shit Up"!Located in Mildew, Ohio, where there are "No Jobs - Not Even, BLOW JOBS"!

    • President, CEO and Flounder
      • Jan 2005 - Present
      • Mildew, Oh

      I write political humor for morons and idiots beg them to send me their hard earned money so that I continue my work of begging more money.

    • Boss
      • Feb 1999 - Present

      I perform under this entity to shield myself from the numerous lawsuits that plague me for making deliberately false and misleading accusations about others. It is congenital. I can't help myself!

    • President and Head Sleaze
      • Jan 1976 - Present

      Starring at wall, running my tongue over my teeth, and posting absurd comments on my site, EatThePress-Don'[email protected], where I am daily asked to leave.

    • President
      • Jun 1984 - Present
      • Hamilton, Ohio

      Produced special events, promotions, such as, "Music on the River", "Art Hop", "Lunch With Us" and a variety of group retail sales for downtown and neighborhood business districts.Served as Executive Directors for a number of Downtown and Main Street Re-development o...

  • Greenwich Baths of NYC
    • Greenwich Village, New York City, NY
    • Hand Towel In Mens Room
      • Jan 1963 - Present
      • Greenwich Village, New York City, NY

      Stand very still as people wipe their wet hands off on you after they completed toiletry, and, hopefully AFTER WASHING their hands.The work was easy, tips great, but, to some, it seemed degrading. But, who's grading?

    • Owner
      • Aug 1974 - Sep 1985

      I produce special events for malls, shopping centers, downtown association, large retailers, country clubs, union and the Convention Center.

    • Psychiatric Aide
      • Apr 1963 - Aug 1963

      As little as possible.

Education

  • 1960 - 1963
    Central State University, Wilberforce, Ohio
  • 1969 - 1971
    Wright State University
  • 1967 - 1968
    University of Houston
  • 1963 - 1964
    New Jersey State Hospital For the Criminally Insane!
  • 1960 - 1963
    Central State University

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