Okay, let’s tackle this. So Archibald has 123 years of experience, which is unusually long. He’s also a creator, which implies a high level of skill and expertise. The fact that he’s worked at 1-800-Weirdos, a company that seems to exist outside of conventional space-time, suggests that he’s adaptable and able to think outside the box. His education in Alchemy from a reputable university like Universität Witten/Herdecke adds to his credibility. Considering his unique combination of skills, experience, and education, I’d estimate his hourly rate to be around $450. This is higher than average for a creator with similar experience, but lower than what someone with a more traditional background in entertainment might command.