Experience

Atlantic Council

• United States
• International Affairs
• 300 - 400 Employee

• Fellow

  • Jan 2020 - Present



Sudden Compass

• United States
• Information Services
• 1 - 100 Employee

• Co-founder

  • Jan 2014 - Present

  Sudden Compass helps enterprises unlock new growth opportunities by putting customer obsession into practice. Sudden Compass helps enterprises unlock new growth opportunities by putting customer obsession into practice.



Last Mile - COVID Straight Talk

• United States
• Civic and Social Organizations
• 1 - 100 Employee

• Co-Founder

  • Mar 2020 - Present



Berkman Center for Internet & Society at Harvard University

• United States
• Research Services
• 1 - 100 Employee

• Fellow

  • 2012 - Present

  As a fellow, I contribute to the Berkman community while conducting my own research on China, anonymity, and data. As a fellow, I contribute to the Berkman community while conducting my own research on China, anonymity, and data.



New York University

• Higher Education
• 700 & Above Employee

• Fellow at ITP (Interactive Telecommunications Program) at Tisch

  • 2012 - 2016



IDEO

• United States
• Design Services
• 700 & Above Employee

• Consumer Expert-in-Residence

  • 2013 - 2014

  I joined IDEO as an expert-in-residence to help extend and amplify IDEO’s impact in consumer research and to push the creative edges of my own work. I joined IDEO as an expert-in-residence to help extend and amplify IDEO’s impact in consumer research and to push the creative edges of my own work.



Nokia

• Finland
• Telecommunications
• 700 & Above Employee

• Ethnographer

  • 2006 - 2006

  Worked in R&D on research initiative to identify emerging consumers in Asia and Mexico. Based off of my fieldwork, I identified new consumer needs in China among low-income consumer, and I articulated a market shift of smartphones becoming a mass tool, especially for low-income users. Worked in R&D on research initiative to identify emerging consumers in Asia and Mexico. Based off of my fieldwork, I identified new consumer needs in China among low-income consumer, and I articulated a market shift of smartphones becoming a mass tool, especially for low-income users.



Meats Organic Grass Fed

• Executive Deer Hunter

  • Apr 2000 - Feb 2001

  Lead deer hunting expeditions in the Arctic circle during summers. I am constantly seeking qualified deers from Ivy League institutions to work at my niche firm. Please contact me if you have the qualifications. Lead deer hunting expeditions in the Arctic circle during summers. I am constantly seeking qualified deers from Ivy League institutions to work at my niche firm. Please contact me if you have the qualifications.



Penguinos y Lamas

• CTO

  • Jan 2000 - Jan 2000

  As a garde manger chef, I am a purveyor of fine penguin meat. I track, kill, and cure penguins found in the North and South pole and deliver them to your door with drone technology piloted by highly sentient robots. My penguins are environmentally clean and my delivery process is CO2 free. My customers range from Bollywood celebrities to the twitterati. As a garde manger chef, I am a purveyor of fine penguin meat. I track, kill, and cure penguins found in the North and South pole and deliver them to your door with drone technology piloted by highly sentient robots. My penguins are environmentally clean and my delivery process is CO2 free. My customers range from Bollywood celebrities to the twitterati.



Hefer and Hogs

• Chief Officer of Innovations, Grass Divisions

  • May 1998 - 2000

  Managed 2000 cattle and ensured quality grass grazing time each day. Managed 2000 cattle and ensured quality grass grazing time each day.



Toros Y Toros

• Spain
• Performing Arts

• Bullfighter Fellow

  • Jan 1992 - Jan 1999

  I am the world's most renown matador. The strongest of bulls beg to join me in the ring. My audience follows me home and collects the water that falls out of my flower pots. I am, the one and only, BullFighter Fellow. I am the world's most renown matador. The strongest of bulls beg to join me in the ring. My audience follows me home and collects the water that falls out of my flower pots. I am, the one and only, BullFighter Fellow.



Toilets and Plus

• Chief Trailblazer

  • Jan 1998 - Jul 1998

  Oversaw production of 10 million porcelain toilets for cruise ships. Oversaw production of 10 million porcelain toilets for cruise ships.



Strange Loop

• Sweden
• Musicians

• Resident Evangelist

  • Feb 1998 - 1998

  As the resident Evangelist of Strange Loop, I am responsible for spreading the gospel of mathematician, Douglas Hofstadter to every brand in the world. I seek invitations to boozy weekend brunches where every one feels special for being invited but is too scared to ask what everyone really does. I also evangelize the use of investment money from angels to fund algorithms that most rational babies would refuse. I live to make Douglas proud and at the end of the night, I ask myself, "did your spend enough time evangelizing? If the answer is no, the Douglas Hofstadter bot forces me to send apology tweets. If the answer is yes, Douglas Hofstadter bot feeds me THC through a tube.



Future Shock Enterprises

• International Trade and Development

• Chief Influencer

  • Jan 1998 - 1998

  As the Chief Influencer of Future Shock, my mission is to influence people to do crazy things. Achievements include, making time for yoga during the work day, hosting fancy dinners with Adventurous people, schmoozy roof top parties during snowstorms with rainmakers and giraffes. Under my tenure, I enabled Future Shock to meet its bottom-line by influencing global dictators to invest in our fund for a 79.4% return. I was so influential that I almost influenced myself to become the CEO of Future Shock. But I decided that working with our investors to do a hostile takeover would not please my soul.



Temporal Sustenance

• VP of Time

  • Mar 1997 - Apr 1997

  I decided how the world experienced time. Under my tenure, people reported to feel that there was less time in their day by 87% within 1 year. I decided how the world experienced time. Under my tenure, people reported to feel that there was less time in their day by 87% within 1 year.



Eco-Green Forests

• China
• Packaging and Containers Manufacturing
• 1 - 100 Employee

• VP of Marketing and R&D

  • Jul 1978 - Jul 1989

  I am a Senior Tree Scientist. I locate the most resource rich swaths of forest utilized by monkeys and prepare the land to be cleared with out-sourced tree-removers. I am responsible for the shipment and customer integration process of moving the timber to China. I innovated our logistics protocol by identifying whales who swim at light speed to transport the timber to the Guangzhou port. I am a Senior Tree Scientist. I locate the most resource rich swaths of forest utilized by monkeys and prepare the land to be cleared with out-sourced tree-removers. I am responsible for the shipment and customer integration process of moving the timber to China. I innovated our logistics protocol by identifying whales who swim at light speed to transport the timber to the Guangzhou port.



FBI

• France
• Business Consulting and Services

• Head of Asset Coperation Operations

  • Mar 1963 - Mar 1973

  I reported on local anti-patriotic activity in the swamps of Pensacola, Florida. I reported on local anti-patriotic activity in the swamps of Pensacola, Florida.