Experience

SPAIA

• Germany
• Technology, Information and Internet
• 1 - 100 Employee

• Security Guard

  • Jan 2018 - Present

  - Conducted security patrols on premises- Inspected all nooks and crannies for cobwebs- Monitored CCTV for suspicious insect patterns- Subverted various online forums to talk about insect apocalypse

• On Leave

  • Jan 2020 - Dec 2020

  Took a break from work to get more powerful.



AI-Powered Wealth

• Data Scientist

  • May 2023 - Present

  - Train machine learning algorithms on market data to do trades for clients so they can focus on other side hustles - Design AI chat bot for day trading platform to help clients deal with psychological disorders from losses - Maintain convolutional neural networks and support vector machines to advance crypto market content - Drive AI initiative to analyze crypto insider behavior to predict when they will collapse digital currencies - Train machine learning algorithms on market data to do trades for clients so they can focus on other side hustles - Design AI chat bot for day trading platform to help clients deal with psychological disorders from losses - Maintain convolutional neural networks and support vector machines to advance crypto market content - Drive AI initiative to analyze crypto insider behavior to predict when they will collapse digital currencies



METAVERSE FASHION COUNCIL

• United States
• Technology, Information and Media
• 1 - 100 Employee

• Senior Merchant

  • Mar 2022 - May 2023

  - Lead high quality and immersive 3A Web 3.0 Defi sales meetings - Allied with marketing warriors to fix issues with Market-Verse 1.0 and achieve Market-Verse 2.0 - Coached teams to deliver metaverse fashion brands and other stablecoin-based cryptoassets - Collaborated with metaverse fashion avatar models at our monthly marketing events - Lead high quality and immersive 3A Web 3.0 Defi sales meetings - Allied with marketing warriors to fix issues with Market-Verse 1.0 and achieve Market-Verse 2.0 - Coached teams to deliver metaverse fashion brands and other stablecoin-based cryptoassets - Collaborated with metaverse fashion avatar models at our monthly marketing events



Therapy for Black Girls

• United States
• Wellness and Fitness Services
• 1 - 100 Employee

• Stenographer

  • Jan 2019 - Jun 2019

  - Recorded therapy sessions with clients for therapists - 225 wpm - Recorded therapy sessions with clients for therapists - 225 wpm



Genus apparatus maximus magnus carlsonus

• Homosapien

  • Jan 1975 - Jan 2012

  - Descendant of the mighty Orangutan - Arms - Legs - Hairs - Social constructs - Descendant of the mighty Orangutan - Arms - Legs - Hairs - Social constructs



Ethnicity

• Canada
• Fine Art

• Chinese

  • Jan 1975 - Jan 2012

  - Also Canadian - Also Canadian