I have known Joe for quite a while. We worked together at Entercom Communications B93.7 Radio in Greenville, SC where he had the #1 night show in the Upstate for too many years to count. (Or as he used to say, "This many!" and then he would hold up his hands with his fingers outstretched in random combinations each time, usually resulting in a number between 1 and 11. (Don't ask.) This went on until an inappropriate relationship with our Midday jock and Music director - Dino - came to light and even though Joe was the "victim," he was asked to leave. He attempted to start a movement (#youtoo) but it did not catch on and he was forced to move to the city of Angels where his ability to grovel and kiss up was noticed by the inimitable Matthew McConna-- hey, look a squirrel! Where was I? Oh yeah... I could speak volumes about Joe's abilities to entertain a radio audience or his ability to create awkward, (very) mildly amusing videos but what really stood out to all of us during the time that he worked with us here, was Joe's impeccable beard. In this day and age of unkempt beards, hirsute masses of tangled bird's nests, filled with food and God only knows what else, swirled around underneath men's pie-holes - Joe Girard's beard was a thing of beauty. It was difficult to resist the urge to reach out and stroke it when he entered the room. One day, when I become rich and famous enough to be able to afford a man-servant like Joe (when I hit the Powerball lottery) I will - without a doubt - reach out to Joe and ask him for a recommendation of who he thinks would be a good choice. I don't think that I could come up with a higher recommendation than that!

I have known Joe for quite a while. We worked together at Entercom Communications B93.7 Radio in Greenville, SC where he had the #1 night show in the Upstate for too many years to count. (Or as he used to say, "This many!" and then he would hold up his hands with his fingers outstretched in random combinations each time, usually resulting in a number between 1 and 11. (Don't ask.) This went on until an inappropriate relationship with our Midday jock and Music director - Dino - came to light and even though Joe was the "victim," he was asked to leave. He attempted to start a movement (#youtoo) but it did not catch on and he was forced to move to the city of Angels where his ability to grovel and kiss up was noticed by the inimitable Matthew McConna-- hey, look a squirrel! Where was I? Oh yeah... I could speak volumes about Joe's abilities to entertain a radio audience or his ability to create awkward, (very) mildly amusing videos but what really stood out to all of us during the time that he worked with us here, was Joe's impeccable beard. In this day and age of unkempt beards, hirsute masses of tangled bird's nests, filled with food and God only knows what else, swirled around underneath men's pie-holes - Joe Girard's beard was a thing of beauty. It was difficult to resist the urge to reach out and stroke it when he entered the room. One day, when I become rich and famous enough to be able to afford a man-servant like Joe (when I hit the Powerball lottery) I will - without a doubt - reach out to Joe and ask him for a recommendation of who he thinks would be a good choice. I don't think that I could come up with a higher recommendation than that!

I have known Joe for quite a while. We worked together at Entercom Communications B93.7 Radio in Greenville, SC where he had the #1 night show in the Upstate for too many years to count. (Or as he used to say, "This many!" and then he would hold up his hands with his fingers outstretched in random combinations each time, usually resulting in a number between 1 and 11. (Don't ask.) This went on until an inappropriate relationship with our Midday jock and Music director - Dino - came to light and even though Joe was the "victim," he was asked to leave. He attempted to start a movement (#youtoo) but it did not catch on and he was forced to move to the city of Angels where his ability to grovel and kiss up was noticed by the inimitable Matthew McConna-- hey, look a squirrel! Where was I? Oh yeah... I could speak volumes about Joe's abilities to entertain a radio audience or his ability to create awkward, (very) mildly amusing videos but what really stood out to all of us during the time that he worked with us here, was Joe's impeccable beard. In this day and age of unkempt beards, hirsute masses of tangled bird's nests, filled with food and God only knows what else, swirled around underneath men's pie-holes - Joe Girard's beard was a thing of beauty. It was difficult to resist the urge to reach out and stroke it when he entered the room. One day, when I become rich and famous enough to be able to afford a man-servant like Joe (when I hit the Powerball lottery) I will - without a doubt - reach out to Joe and ask him for a recommendation of who he thinks would be a good choice. I don't think that I could come up with a higher recommendation than that!