Ben is a dynamic figure, often seen hurdling cars and crushing sand castles. He has been known to remodel train stations on his lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the areas of heat retention. He translates the works of Hemingway for refugees, Occasionally, he treads water for three days in a row. . He woos women with his sensuous and scenic photography, he can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and can cook Jamie’s Thirty-Minute meals in fifteen minutes. He is an expert in karate, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a large glass of grape Fanta, he once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. He is the subject of numerous documentaries, when he’s bored, he builds large suspension bridges in his yard. He enjoys urban hang gliding. In his spare time he tirelessly volunteers to help create a better world. He is an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a voracious socialite. Critics worldwide swoon over his prolific twitter account. He is a private citizen, yet he receives fan mail. He once batted a hundred for Yorkshire and he’s internet famous. His deft floral arrangements have earned him fame in international botany circles. Children trust him. He can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. He once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. He knows the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. He has performed several covert operations with MI5. He sleeps once a week; when he does sleep, he sleeps in a chair. While on vacation in Iraq, he successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to him. I shamelessly paraphrased this from someone more clever than myself, but honestly think that 50% of this applies to Ben.

Ben is a dynamic figure, often seen hurdling cars and crushing sand castles. He has been known to remodel train stations on his lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the areas of heat retention. He translates the works of Hemingway for refugees, Occasionally, he treads water for three days in a row. . He woos women with his sensuous and scenic photography, he can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and can cook Jamie’s Thirty-Minute meals in fifteen minutes. He is an expert in karate, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a large glass of grape Fanta, he once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. He is the subject of numerous documentaries, when he’s bored, he builds large suspension bridges in his yard. He enjoys urban hang gliding. In his spare time he tirelessly volunteers to help create a better world. He is an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a voracious socialite. Critics worldwide swoon over his prolific twitter account. He is a private citizen, yet he receives fan mail. He once batted a hundred for Yorkshire and he’s internet famous. His deft floral arrangements have earned him fame in international botany circles. Children trust him. He can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. He once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. He knows the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. He has performed several covert operations with MI5. He sleeps once a week; when he does sleep, he sleeps in a chair. While on vacation in Iraq, he successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to him. I shamelessly paraphrased this from someone more clever than myself, but honestly think that 50% of this applies to Ben.

Ben is a dynamic figure, often seen hurdling cars and crushing sand castles. He has been known to remodel train stations on his lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the areas of heat retention. He translates the works of Hemingway for refugees, Occasionally, he treads water for three days in a row. . He woos women with his sensuous and scenic photography, he can pilot bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and can cook Jamie’s Thirty-Minute meals in fifteen minutes. He is an expert in karate, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a large glass of grape Fanta, he once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. He is the subject of numerous documentaries, when he’s bored, he builds large suspension bridges in his yard. He enjoys urban hang gliding. In his spare time he tirelessly volunteers to help create a better world. He is an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a voracious socialite. Critics worldwide swoon over his prolific twitter account. He is a private citizen, yet he receives fan mail. He once batted a hundred for Yorkshire and he’s internet famous. His deft floral arrangements have earned him fame in international botany circles. Children trust him. He can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. He once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. He knows the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. He has performed several covert operations with MI5. He sleeps once a week; when he does sleep, he sleeps in a chair. While on vacation in Iraq, he successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to him. I shamelessly paraphrased this from someone more clever than myself, but honestly think that 50% of this applies to Ben.